Everybody wants to be a cat...

Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at.
Everybody's pickin' up on that feline beat,
'cause everything else is obsolete.

Now a square with a horn,
can make you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he can set music back
to the caveman days.

I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing,
but a cat's the only cat
who knows how to swing.
Who wants to dig
a long-haired gig
or stuff like that?
When everybody wants to be a cat.
A square with that horn,
makes you wish you weren't born,
ever'time he plays;
and with a square in the act,
he's gonna set this music back
to the Stone Age days.

Everybody wants to be a cat,
because a cat's the only cat
who knows where it's at;
while playin' jazz you always has a Welcome mat,
'cause everybody digs a swingin' cat.
Everybody digs a swingin' cat.
( from "The Aristocrats" Soundtrack...Remember? ...gosh ,i love walt disney )


I found this cat in my gramma's garden


And now read this..."This cat is cat a cat good cat way cat to cat keep cat an cat idiot cat busy cat for cat 20 cat seconds cat"
And now read it without "cat" ....(yea...old stupid games we used to play during the math class ...)